Want a Man With a Joe Hand

I want a man with a Joe hand

I want a lover with a shoulder touch

I want somebody who will sniff my hair

Not come and go in a heated rush

I want somebody who is old and bland

When it comes to love I want a Joe hand

(with apologies to the Pointer Sisters!)


  1. So, are you saying the pussy grabbing prez has competition?

    1. Competition? Maybe like that riderless horse in the Kentucky Derby that came in third from last?


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