Today's the day! First chance this week to get out of the house and buy some Doritos! I have several stops to make and I'm going to buy large quantities of Doritos at every one of them. I expect to be typing with orange, nacho flavored fingers sometime between now and dinner time.
Operator: 9-1-1, what is your emergency?
Me: Yes, a madman has broken in and filled my kitchen with bags of Doritos!
Operator: I'm sorry sir, what is your emergency?
Me: There's still room in the den!