"Noah...Build Me an Ark"

By Proof

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You've probably seen the trailers for the new Russell Crowe movie "Noah". I really don't think I'll go see it, at least, not first run. Not because of Russell Crowe. He's a very fine actor and probably does the role credit. But, every time I see the movie referenced, I flash back to the seventies.

The year was 1976. There was a Christian documentary in the theaters: In Search of Noah's Ark (you can see the whole thing at the link, if you like!) They went into great detail about computer models of the seaworthiness of the ark, satellite photos of what might be the ark on what might be Mt. Ararat.

I'd seen it with a few friends and as we were leaving, one of them was most enthusiastic about what we'd seen and what it might mean to the world at large: proof that the Bible was true. I hated to burst his bubble, but I told him it wouldn't make any difference. Even if it could be proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that Noah existed and the ark was real and even the flood was real (some claim it was localized and not a worldwide flood), and they brought the ark down from the mountain as concrete, verifiable truth, people would still not believe.

Even if Noah's existence could be verified, there would be those who would write him off as some sort of New Age guru or astrologer, or Survivalist*, who somehow sussed out the coming flood, and the Judeo-Christian tradition just incorporated the Noah legend into their "mythology".

So, I would be pleasantly surprised if Russell Crowe's Noah closely adhered to the Biblical one (operative word being "surprised"), but Hollywood doesn't have the greatest track record on Biblical epics. So, if any of you happen to see it, drop me a note. Let me know what you think. (And if Noah's dialogue with God went any better than it did with Bill Cosby!)

*Dude! It was 1976! I didn't use that word!

Cross posted at Proof Positive


  1. Not nearly as funny as the original recording (LP record) Cosby did on the 60's.

    But still funny.

    1. Not everyone is as old as you, RN. You might need to explain what an "LP record" is!

  2. That is true Proof, I'm certainly getting up there!

    LP ... sound emitting from a vinyl disc at 33 1/3 rpm. Those were the days.

    Oh hell, I even remember 45 and 78 vinyl records!

    1. I have a few 80 rpm discs. They're about a 1/4" thick. Designed for a Victrola I believe. I had an old Edison cylinder once, too, but an older sibling managed to turn it to dust. All these were before my time, you understand!


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