Peters and Weiners and Bare, Oh, My!

By Proof

From the "You can't make this stuff up" department, an Australian politician named "Peter" has had to resign after sexting a picture of his "down under" in a glass of red wine.

We may have found the Australian version of Anthony Weiner. Peter Dowling, a member of the Queensland parliament in Australia, ended up resigning in disgrace this week after he got caught in a sexting scandal of his own. But it wasn’t just that detail that got him in trouble, it was also his misuse of government travel funds with the woman he was having the affair with, and the fact that in one of the sexts he had his penis in a glass of red wine. Dowling, who, by the way, used to chair the Ethics committee, was caught after his mistress, Fiona Simpson, sent a letter to the parliament detailing exactly what kind of scandalous activity he was up to.
(Emphasis mine)

Perhaps, he should have gone with a nice Chardonnay???

Cross posted at Proof Positive

5 comments:

  1. Other than being funny this is of importance to the USA exactly HOW?

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    1. Take the first four words of your comment and don't overthink this one. (Hint: The literary allusion in the title was not to de Tocqueville.)

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  2. The chardonnay suggestion is a nice touch!

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    1. I prefer whites over reds, myself. I suppose that makes me a wine chauvinist!

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