A Liberal Dose of Viagra

By Grant Davies

It seems the legs of the liberal activists who masquerade as journalists don't tingle as much as they used to. At least not Chris Matthews' leg.

The disillusioned liberal mouthpiece on America's least viewed political spin network whined recently to another liberal who was interviewing him that he was disheartened by the failure of his onetime man-crush (Obama) to issue marching orders to his followers or give them something to rally around in the form of bigger government programs and ideological aspirations. The video below shows the whole pathetic spectacle in excruciating detail.

As encouraging as that might be to "anyone but Obama" cheerleaders, they would be well advised to never underestimate the Republican Party's ineptitude when it comes to exploiting the propensity of modern day Democrats to implode under the pressure of their failed policies and leaders.

So I was thinking that maybe we could somehow put the evil drug companies to work inventing a political Viagra just for people like Matthews whose Obama erection went limp once reality turned the light on in their hope filled bedrooms. Harsh light has a way of diminishing even the most passionate affairs. It's the reason that politicians keep the lights dim for their also largely dim followers.

Scorned lovers tend be pretty lazy about going to the polls so Obama has one more thing to worry about in 2012.

The Obama team seems to have missed an opportunity to funnel some more taxpayer money to his cronies in businesses who love government regulation and maybe create jobs in the drug industry that stimulate more than just the economy. I guess these guys just aren't that creative anymore or maybe they are just as lazy as Obama claims the American people are.

If Obama needs "firmer" support, a new invention like political Viagra might be just the tonic to re-energize the love affair.

6 comments:

  1. As encouraging as that might be to "anyone but Obama" cheerleaders, they would be well advised to never underestimate the Republican Party's ineptitude when it comes to exploiting the propensity of modern day Democrats to implode under the pressure of their failed policies and leaders.

    Well said! Never misunderestimate the republican party's ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

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  2. As I read this yesterday, I pondered on how to articulate in words the visual I got...
    Is Chris Matthews waking up to a coyote ugly date? Is he now realizing that the tingle up his leg was remorse that would soon bite him in his hind sight?
    And then perhaps this video would have been a good way to cleanse my mind of that horrid coyote ugly visual...

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  3. Well said! Never misunderestimate the republican party's ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

    You mean, like nominating an unelectable candidate to run against a wounded Obama?

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  4. Major Bob, please define "unelectable"... After all, wasn't 0bama unelectable?

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  5. John, Sorry about the mental image. I didn't think about how many people would cringe when they read it. It was thoughtless on my part. I guess that makes my idea for a piece about Roseanne Barr's sex life a nonstarter.

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  6. "Is he now realizing that the tingle up his leg was remorse that would soon bite him in his hind sight?"

    Great line BTW.

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