Wow, look at that chart! The cuts are so deep, they're chipping away at bones now. This pleasesmy deviant teabagger soul greatly.
Old people will be eating from garbage disposal units and toddlers will be sold into slavery to work in the coal mines.
What we're trying to do is save the world from the Republican budget. We're trying to save life on this planet as we know it today.
Resistance is futile, Nancy. The unwashed tea party fat cat billionaires will smash you like the little mosquito that you are. When we're done with you, you'll be flying back home in coach.
Just look at that chart, Nancy. Look at that chart.
UPDATE: Looks like a dud...
FLASH: GOP's debt plan fails to get enough votes, leaders pull it...