Osama bin Porno

by the Left Coast Rebel

A truly bizarre yet not particularly surprising revelation came out today on Osama-bin-Fish-Food-Laden: among the filth of his lair was actual filth; as in filmed, red-light-district filth.

Oh, the irony is oh-so-thick:

The pornography recovered in bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity.

The officials said they were not yet sure precisely where in the compound the pornography was discovered or who had been viewing it. Specifically, the officials said they did not know if bin Laden himself had acquired or viewed the materials.

This revelation doesn't surprise me one bit. Here's why. About six-seven years ago, a friend of a neighbor worked in Afghanistan as an independent contractor. Yes, he worked for the big-bad Halliburton. He performed an assortment of tasks for the company; low-level security patrolling, maintenance and management of construction projects and other things; all performed in blistering, hellish Afghan heat.

To find the extra labor for manual labor for the Halliburton-led tasks and jobs my friend enlisted local men, paying them a menial daily amount to move rocks, equipment and other menial tasks. They were glad to do the work....as Afghanistan isn't quite the shining vision of entrepreneurial opportunity in the world; unless you are talking oil and heroin.

The short of the story is that these men were devout followers of Islam. Every single one. And my friend found that they had sexual fetishes that would make your skin crawl (he told me not to ask just how he came to know that).

Let's just keep it clean and say, the bleating of goats and sheep were a lover's call to these guys.

So what does this tell us about Islam and the men of Afghanistan? Well, based on anecdotal evidence from my friend, a lot.

There is no religion in the world that is twisted to represent a more oppressive and confining to the human spirit evil than that of radical Islam (sorry, it's true).

So it's no wonder that these poor saps end up being so damned terminally screwed up, 72 virgin, porno, goat and otherwise.

On that note, in celebration of Osama bin Porno, the photo of the day from the graphic goddess herself at No Sheeples Here:

Via Memeorandum

2 comments:

  1. The hypocrisy of these supposed men of faith is a joke.

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  2. On the other hand, these are the same bozos who plotted to make fake Saddam Hussein gay sex videos.

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