The White House has released President Obama's long-form birth certificate, saying the document is "proof positive" the president was born in Hawaii.
"proof positive"? Why drag me into the middle of this? Well, it does prove one thing:
Junior was born in Hawaii!
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Update: His mom signed it Stanley Ann Dunham Obama. So, despite what many of his critics have said, his parents actually were married!
Cross posted at Proof Positive