Good News: Steven Spielberg is Saving Nancy Pelosi's Privates

by the Left Coast Rebel

Hollywood provides glittering fiction and truth is often stranger than fiction. Yes, Steven Spielberg is helping Nancy clean up her far-left authoritarian Democratic image in a Hollywood sorta-way (think of it as Operation Saving Pelosi's Privates or Saving Private Pelosi or Jurassic Park Meets K Street):

(WaPo, Memeo) Lawmakers say she is consulting marketing experts about building a stronger brand. The most prominent of her new whisperers is Steven Spielberg, the Hollywood director whose films have been works of branding genius. Lawmakers said Spielberg has not reported to Pelosi with a recommendation.

Spielberg has been a power player in Democratic politics for years, working on everything from President Bill Clinton's millennial celebrations to the 2008 Democratic National Convention. He endorsed Hillary Clinton in the last presidential race, but since then he's helped fundraise for President Obama.

But, the news that he is advising the leading Democrat in the House on building a strong party brand would seem to be a different -- and more expansive -- role than Spielberg has played in the past.

A more expansive role for Spielberg? Perhaps, if he can provide this level of suspension of belief then anything is possible (think of Nancy as the T-Rex and the American people as the kids stranded in the car):

If you scroll through this list of his work, please check the latest Spielberg projects. I think we can assume that his work has definitely trailed off in the last decade, perhaps that explains the Spielberg/Pelosi Jurassic Park makeover?

I mean, come on, the Tinsel Town movie-magic maestro responsible for this (NSFW)..... now Queen Pelosi's errand boy/lap dog/makeover artist? How the mighty have fallen!

Updated: The cat's out of the bag and Spielberg denies filming Saving Nancy Pelosi's Privates.

Updated again: Stogie at Saberpoint is on the same wavelength:


  1. "Saving Nancy Pelosi's Privates" How can he save them if no one will admit to having seen them in the last forty years???

  2. Heh, or no one has dared to "go there" in the last forty years - or ever? No, wait, she has kids.


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