Murderous Killer Whale Tilikum Spotted at Tea Party?

by the Left Coast Rebel

Yes, it's true. The Killer Whale that actually is a killer - Tilikum, was spotted at a Tea Party in Omaha, Nebraska. Perhaps at this point Tilikum was looking for it's fourth person to kill (due to political correctness, people die) but the violent, racist, homophobic, anarchistic, raging, Ron Paulista 'teabaggers' were able to fend off Tilikum.

It's true, I kid you not, I read it on the net so it it's true (pss, so is the rumor that Obamacare is going to decrease the deficit). Thanks to The Nose on Your Face, we have a glimpse of Tilikum, the Tea Party sighting:
Thanks to Rush Limbaugh for reading this post on air. Linked at Rush Limbaugh.com!


10 comments:

  1. 4th person. He killed a trainer who fell into a tank, along with a couple of accomplices. Then he killed a guy who snuck around after closing time. Was found in the morning with the man's naked body draped over him. Now he killed Dawn. I say set him loose and let him eat seals for a living.

    Any more takers?

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  2. Or should I say, what part of "Killer Whale" do you not understand...

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  3. Everybody knows whales are salt water creatures. Tilikum would have to swim up the fresh water Missouri River to get to Omaha.

    I have a feeling the photo may not be authentic.

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  4. The whale was just cranky about Global Warming...

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  5. Wow, two blogger buddies in two days get a mention from Rush. Congrats LCR!

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  6. Huge congrats on getting cited by Rush Limbaugh. This post had me chuckling and was well worth the on-air read. Yayyyyyy!

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  7. OMG, I saw this on MSNBC but they only showed the white parts of the whale in the pictures.

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  8. I hear he only eats left coast liberals...

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  9. Anonymous said...
    OMG, I saw this on MSNBC but they only showed the white parts of the whale in the pictures.

    LOL!! So funny!

    Way to go LCR!!! :O)

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  10. I was at the tea party. I didn't really notice Tilikum but we heard some screams at one point. We just thought it was some Obama supporter having an epiphany.

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