Sarah Palin Derangement Syndrome Claims Another Victim: Officer Struck in the Face by Tomato


by the Left Coast Rebel

It seems you can actually teach an old dog new tricks. OK, here's the thing. You are a nut, a freak a victim of the press. You are freakishly beholden to Sarah Palintology Derangement Syndrome. You are Jeremy Olson,(above), 33 of Bloomington Minnesota. You love tomatoes and lefties. You derangedly hate Sarah Palin. Perhaps you are Keith Olbermann in drag? You are a terrible shot:


Jeremy Olson, 33, allegedly threw two tomatoes from the second balcony,
however did not come close to hitting Palin.

Bloomington Police report that Bloomington Commander Mark Stehlik was struck
in the face with one of the tomatoes and may face charges for assaulting a
police officer. Olson was booked at the Bloomington jail. He was arrested for
suspicion of assault and disorderly conduct.


Practice next time? I wonder what sentence could be handed down for this infringement? Caption contest anyone?

Via Memeoramdum
Via Minnesota's Fox 9

4 comments:

  1. Just imagine how much would have been written on this matter if this over the hill relief pitcher would have come in high and tight on Nanci Pelosi. He would have been doing pale Pelosi a favor giving her some color around the cheeks. These fools really show their ignorance and lack of character. Good day.

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  2. LCR A basic legal principal is that "intent" is transferable, meaning Criminal shoots at "Target", with the intent to kill Target. Criminal misses Target, killing "Victim" instead. The prosecution may transfer the intent to kill Target, to charge Criminal with intentional homicide of Victim. Whether the jury agrees of course is a different matter.

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  3. @ Joey - Yes, a little tomato on the Queen's cheeks may have made her look a bit better. Not that I condone that ofcourse.

    @ Libertarian Adv - Yes, we'll see how that plays out. BTW, are you still out of town?

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  4. Not only is he a bad shot, but butt-ugly as well.

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