11.16.2009

Top 20 Google Trends Topics

by the Left Coast Rebel

Any other reader/bloggers here use Google Trends? I would reccommend it to newbies as a place to jump on a new topic that may help garner eyeballs for you site. Mind you every day is a myriad-mismatch-mix of some bizarre stuff. Remember that.

It's true, I love the internet; I have ever since I had a dial-up connection in my dirty little dungeon apartment in the late 90s. From this dial-up system I would download music from Napster, 'chat' with friends on AIM and actually trade stocks. I actually did quite well during the net bubble years, cashing out in 1999, to buy real estate. Mind you it was a complete timing-coincidence. The ease at which I can approach the business meltdown of 2008 is in part due to several decisions that I made as a very young man. It is also one of the reasons that I love America and capitalism so much. I've been there. I've done it. I've lived it. It works.

But I digress, as I said, Google Trends is a myriad-mismatch-mix of hot topics of the day that can be something else. How about today's top 20:


1. intersex
2. intersex genital photos
3. to whom did saladfork turn over the crackulous project
4. target black friday 2009 ad
5. jeffrey herbst
6. shaniya davis
7. ken ober
8. al de molina
9. meteor shower november 2009
10. shuttle launch
11. bradley lockhart
12. obama bows to japanese emperor
13. antoinette davis
14. larry johnson bengals
15. mohawk grenade
16. mario andrette mcneill
17. brock lesnar sick
18. michigan militia
19. byron pitts
20. chimp victim

So how about I formulate a post based on these trend-topics? How about this title:

Obama Bows to the Japanese Emperor while viewing Intersex Genital Photos of the Chimp Victim Tossing a Mohawk Grenade
The internet is a crazy, bizarre place....

9 comments:

Rational Nation USA said...

Tim,

Your creativity has no bounds. This was certainly informative and the punch at the end had me roaring!

Left Coast Rebel said...

@ Les - Thank you! A light blogging day today, having to juggle things and try a couple new content approaches....glad you loved it!

Red said...

LOL! Great net search mix. Google haz weird. Pee es click here for best news evah!

A Conservative Unclogged Blog said...

well isn't that interesting???

I have had some of the funniest topics picked up by the googlebots since I started this....

I think I have a couple of them from the list above....

very entertaining.

Susannah said...

Entertaining, indeed. And bizarre!

Congrats on the good news (found @ Red's)!!

The Right Guy said...

You left out Lady Gaga. I think she/he/it covers several of those. :)

Left Coast Rebel said...

@ Red - You are sooo awesome, thank you for everything!

@ Unclogged - Me too, what a bizarre list, right?

@ Susannah - Thank you Susannah, I really appreciate that, although I hadn't mentioned it here, I am going to tell me readers about this great news...stay posted!

@ RG - Haha, Lady Gaga and the Michigan Militia, hmmm which first?

WomanHonorThyself said...

lmbooooo :)

Mark Dowson said...

Yes, this is a sad news, but thank to www.newsonrails.com for publishing all 100 Google hot top trends.

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