by the Left Coast Rebel
I did something this weekend that I swore off; I made a pact not to do any more. I spent way too much time on the net, well actually on blogs and news sites. One blog in particular, being no surprise if you know my usual daily reads - The Other McCain.
Stacy McCain is an undeniably great writer, combining a blend of sarcasm, enthusiasm, nicotene+caffeine induced wizardry, somehow never suffering from carpel tunnel of the mind, (Smittie's term). Does he ever sleep? And oh yah, he actually goes on foot to get to the bottom of things. Cool.
And speaking of Smitty, aka Stacie's sidekick right hand-man - how long has he been with the site? Where does he get his wit as well? Great match. He rated one of my Rule 5 posts here as "3 snaps in a 'Z' formation." Funny, I had to actually visualize it then do the gesture..... Both of you guys are crazy and brilliant.
Which all of course is utterly off-topic and digressive. I apologize. The theme of this post is porn. Plain and simple porn. Or at least Pamela Andersen covering just a bit of the side of her plasticky-boobie self porn. In an ad. At the side of their site.
Knowing that such ads are randomly generated and can sometimes be of topics in no way related to a conservative political blog, (another ad for male gay dating at The Other McCain comes to mind); it wasn't that I was shocked or even displeased to behold the Andersen boobie-ad.
It was the irony of where it was placed -
I did something this weekend that I swore off; I made a pact not to do any more. I spent way too much time on the net, well actually on blogs and news sites. One blog in particular, being no surprise if you know my usual daily reads - The Other McCain.
Stacy McCain is an undeniably great writer, combining a blend of sarcasm, enthusiasm, nicotene+caffeine induced wizardry, somehow never suffering from carpel tunnel of the mind, (Smittie's term). Does he ever sleep? And oh yah, he actually goes on foot to get to the bottom of things. Cool.
And speaking of Smitty, aka Stacie's sidekick right hand-man - how long has he been with the site? Where does he get his wit as well? Great match. He rated one of my Rule 5 posts here as "3 snaps in a 'Z' formation." Funny, I had to actually visualize it then do the gesture..... Both of you guys are crazy and brilliant.
Which all of course is utterly off-topic and digressive. I apologize. The theme of this post is porn. Plain and simple porn. Or at least Pamela Andersen covering just a bit of the side of her plasticky-boobie self porn. In an ad. At the side of their site.
Knowing that such ads are randomly generated and can sometimes be of topics in no way related to a conservative political blog, (another ad for male gay dating at The Other McCain comes to mind); it wasn't that I was shocked or even displeased to behold the Andersen boobie-ad.
It was the irony of where it was placed -
The pernicious soft-porn ad placed smack-next to TOM's Rule 5 Sunday was Boobiethon . Peruse the site, it's actually a fabulous breast cancer blogger non-profit worthy of support.
Which needless to say is highly ironic and funny. And oh yah, the last time I checked the ad was still up.
And even stranger than the ad itself? If you click it, (need not tell my wife I did), you will be directed to a site promoting Pamela's new explicit video, "Kentucky Fried Chicken," which contains absolutely no nudity, (is there such thing as a naked chicken?), and is part of Pamela's kooky PETA-related chickens have rights too deal.....
The internet is a strange place.
Glad to be a part of it, I'm going to go fry some chicken.
And I'm afraid of placing ads on my site one day.
And yes, this entire post is in obedience to Rules #1 and #5 of TOM's How to Get a Million Hits on Your Blog.
8 comments:
I've tried the link fest to RSM a couple times, but it didn't do much or anything. I did get a mention recently though, and I hadn't. It's always a treat when Smitty comments on my blog. I will agree with you that they are the dynamic duo. Off to bed now...
We have naked chickens here in the country. They were wearing courdoroy's but the swooshing noise was keeping us awake.
[giggle]
We also had chicken for supper. We're a member of PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals. ;)
LCR, those ads aren't random; they are programmed to be contextual of the blog articles. Anderson's ad no doubt showed up there because of Stacy's articles on Vajayjay, nude pics of Hannah Giles (which don't really exist)and Stacy and Smitty's other salacious content.
Since your blog hits are rising a lot, you should consider bringing in some ad revenue to pay for your costs.
I wondered about that ad as well. Glad you cleared that up. Funny, I had BBQ chicken for dinner on Saturday night and Sunday at church.
And I agree with Stogie, if you have enough hits to make some money, do so.
Boobiethon is also linked through 'Day by Day Cartoon' which is a fantastic read if you've never checked it out.
Interesting to see all the pink on NFL Sunday, but it's certainly for a great cause.
The "Three Snaps" reference is due to In Living Color.
Sorry to The Right Guy WRT FMJRA. No one intentionally excluded. Again, Technorati, emailing me the links, or relying on my eyes to catch the linky-love are the means for inclusion, in descending order.
No worries smitty. I have to put technoratti back on my site. I don't know why I removed it. As always, I do enjoy you and RSM.
@ Right Guy - The boys are pretty responsive, I'd just keep trying....
@ Sparky - Nice, how about some 'fied chicken'?
@ Stogie - I'm going to do that one day soon, I may work it out with another friend.....
@ Vegas Art Guy - Hahaha, I'm not sure if I do have enough hits to make any money, if not then one day soon! Lord knows I work hard enough here....
@ Soloman - Haha, yah it is a good cause :).
@ Smitty - I'll check out that, good to know. You guys are always a fountain of strange knowledge.
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