Today's the day! First chance this week to get out of the house and buy some Doritos! I have several stops to make and I'm going to buy large quantities of Doritos at every one of them. I expect to be typing with orange, nacho flavored fingers sometime between now and dinner time.
Operator: 9-1-1, what is your emergency?
Me: Yes, a madman has broken in and filled my kitchen with bags of Doritos!
Operator: I'm sorry sir, what is your emergency?
Me: There's still room in the den!
Remember the movie "Look Who's Talking"? It was centered around a baby in the womb which not only grabbed for Doritos, but spoke English! I don't remember feminists having a cow when that came out in 1989. Feminists have become progressively (pun intended) more deranged since then.
#NotBuyingIt - that @Doritos ad using #antichoice tactic of humanizing fetuses & sexist tropes of dads as clueless & moms as uptight. #SB50— NARAL (@NARAL) February 8, 2016
I had not planned on buying any Doritos this week, but if it irritates feminists that much, how can I resist?